A deplorable tabletop game devoid of joy, hope, or humor; which, regrettably, is also far more awesome than it has any right to be.
In Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove, players take turns choosing to move around the board, playing options to either help their orphan survive, or make their opponent's orphan suffer.
When an orphan either runs out of options, or in an act of desperation, reveals the boogeyman, the boogeyman takes the orphan.
When all but one orphan are taken by the boogeyman, the game ends, and the last orphan to survive is the winner.
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