Points! Loyalty! Rewards!
Who cares what you call them? We're giving them away every time you buy something in the shop.
There's no card to worry about - just let us know your name at the checkout. We'll add credit to your account for pretty much everything you buy; from greeting cards to board games - even sale items!
You can use your credit (as much or as little of it as you want) on any future purchase. So if you're a regular, that comes out to a 5% discount, store-wide.
So if you're an Über Cool person that buys Über Cool Stuff, join the Über Cool Club!
"I get what?!!"